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... Mike
Amos, our resident Tournament Director
I've
been playing bridge since I was about fifteen years old
- over 35 years. Wow that's longer than I've been doing
almost anything else I still manage regularly!, before
I started drinking beer, before I drove a car and I'd only
fallen in love three times.
We used
to play Solo Whist in a school classroom on wet
lunchtimes until one day a senior master (I even remember
his nickname - "Tango" Fensum ) asked us what we
were playing - on hearing that it was Solo he told us that
bridge was a much better game.
We taught
ourselves how to play from a book of card games by Hubert
Phillips, I think it was, and so a lifelong obsession began.
We didn't even know that there were such things as systems or signals and
had only a foggy idea of the Laws. I vaguely remember a
heated discussion in those early days about whether it
was East or North that was dummy after a sequence that
went something like:
|
West |
North |
East |
South |
|
1
NT |
2  |
Pass |
3NT |
(At least
we played clockwise unlike some other beginners I've heard
of. That's one of those trick questions for trainee directors
- where in the Law Book does it say that play should be
clockwise?)
We played
in a Schools Cup heat and would have qualified for the
final if I'd remembered to draw the last trump in a 4 contract.
(So began one of my lifelong claims to fame as the player
who has gone off in more "cold" vulnerable games than any
other - I think Victor Mollo was right when he advocated Monster
Points rather than Master points. I'd be a Grand
Monster 3 times over by now.)
And so
to University and more bridge - not very serious bridge
at that, lots of time that should have been spent studying,
playing cards in the Common Room and around the university.
Wasted opportunities in more ways than one I guess, because
if I'd found my way into the London Bridge Clubs of
the early seventies I might have improved my game. I remember
a hand from this era, or at least the score; -1660.
Those
of you who know these things will recognise 6 x
tick. My partner doubled and I knew this meant I had to
make some sort of funny lead and so I did - on lead again
after winning with the Ace
I tried another funny and equally unsuccesful lead.
"Why did you double?" I
asked.
"Why did you defend like a moron? A sensible action defeats it by 4 or 5 tricks"
And so it proved to be,
team-mates had been doubled in 4 and
been 3 light for -800 and 20 imps away when it could have been
12 imps in. This was the stuff of university bridge.
Blackwood is
a convention I've always had trouble with. This modern
RKCB where you've got to count up to 5 is
way to hard for me. I recall that in those days we played
an earlier version of Roman Blackwood probably advocated
by Garozzo where 5 showed
two Aces of the same rank, 5 two
mixed Aces and 5NT two of the same colour.
I found
this very hard to remember until one day walking along
Earl's Court Road to the Young Chelsea (It was young then
- I always want to call it the Middle-aged Chelsea these
days and soon it will be Senior Citizen Chelsea) - a very
large bright orange cement mixer passed as with RMC in
huge letters on the side. I never again had difficulty
with remembering the complex Italian system - Rank
Mixed Colour. Ready Mixed Concrete Blackwood
may not ever have been on many convention cards but it
was on mine for a long time.
I retired
from full-time teaching in 1998 and now concentrate on
organising and running bridge events and teaching the game.
I
run events for the English Bridge Union and,
until its devolution, the British Bridge League.
I now work for the new organisation, Bridge Great
Britain, and, of course, for the World Bridge
Federation checking the frequencies for the Simultaneous
Pairs.
There
are a number of ways that I can offer help to local bridge
clubs. I could design and/or deliver a course of Improvers'
lessons with practice sessions using predealt boards.
I can prepare hands with hand records, curtain cards or
commentary for competitions and provide ideas for special
occasions such as club parties. I can provide help with
training Club Tournament Directors and scorers.
If you'd
like further information please contact
me.
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